How rape trials should go?

  • Lawyer: Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
  • Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes.
  • Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
  • Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

I just love how this movie depicts them as a regular family.

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crying because lexi and mark

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im still exhausted from beating all the other sperms

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penishole:

LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO FUCKIN LOUDLY HOLY SHITTT

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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

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sammysdimples:

mcchampionpants:

newpope:

piobrando:

this is my favorite family feud moment

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no one witnesses the fall of humanity more than him

I’m crying

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madeupmonkeyshit:

when my song comes on

madeupmonkeyshit:

when my song comes on

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zouweemama:

shut up mom you’re like 12

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mememaster:

Tumblr users are 649283748% done with everything except their homework

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sigoynerblod:

OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS

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THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK

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