Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
(Source: frnkoreo, via but-im-a-queer-leader)
sometimes i really want to explore abandoned places but then i remember that i sprint out of rooms after i turn the lights off
a moment of silence for all those cool ideas you had when you were falling asleep that you totally thought you’d remember but tragically didn’t in the morning.
I don’t mean to brag or anything but I’m like really good in bed … Sleeping and shit? I’m the best person I know
So today a little girl came into the library where I work in an Elsa costume and she looked just like Elsa and my boss made the mistake of walking up to her and saying “well hello, princess, how are you?” and the little girl just says “Excuse me, I am a queen” and walks away
talking to straight people is like eating oatmeal its not necessarily bad but you would probably rather be doing something else